Jokes for Fun 2

Dude comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."

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How do you recognize Dude in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Dude was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Dude in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Dude: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Dude - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Dude: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Dude told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Dude: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."